I’m so glad this episode is starting off about as strong as my last performance review. ... Jordana’s Bachelorette Recap. Arie asks her about her longest relationship and she mentions it lasted 2-3 years. And if they do, what’s their STD contraction success rate? ALL RIGHTS RESERVED © 2011-2021 Betches MEDIA LLC, recap you’ll ever read according to me, the author and person who blackmails her friends into reading her recaps for clicks! ME AND ALL OF AMERICA: Becca has yet another discussion with Colton about if he did or did not play a game of “just the tip” with Tia. bold approach at trying to catch Becca’s attention. She’s not the only one who’s going to fake an orgasm with you okay!! The Bachelorette recap: Drag, … * ICYMI Last week, I started a new series on Friday's, Loving Lately! This is my favourite recap podcast, I listen every week, and even I was crying with laughter this episode. In 2015, Viall returned for a second chance in the following season of The Bachelorette, when he was a guest in the fourth week at the New York City date with Bachelorette Kaitlyn Bristowe. whilst the famed musician sings for his supper in the background. Arie takes Lauren off to wine country, and I’m glad he understands that if he thinks he’s going to have a fighting chance with this bitch then he needs to get her drunk first. JUST FINE. The Bachelor Recap: Fun and Games This week’s dates have a real sixth-grade-birthday-party energy to them. Going into the rose ceremony tonight the atmosphere is TENSE. There’s something about the way his fingers, like, flutter around a girl’s face before he moves in … Tia keeps talking about how well Arie knows her and it’s just like, girl all he did was Google “redneck stereotypes” and then have his producer bring a hay barrel over. Welcome back, friends, to the best Bachelorette recap you’ll ever read! I don’t know who’s in deeper shit here. What an. *laughs nervously* but you haven’t faked anything with me, right? When she’s not talking sh*t, she’s drinking $8 wine and contemplating ways to burn ABC studios down to the ground. Arie asks Bekah if she’s actually interested in marriage, which is basically a way for him to low-key ask if it’s legal to marry her without her parents’ consent. Also, let me get this straight, ABC. How hard up for money does this guy have to be if he’d willingly choose to sing a Bachelorette’s shitty poem on live fucking television? Victoria launches into a very moving story about how she spent her youth in and out of homeless shelters taking care of her little sister while her mother was absent, and this is how I know this show has ruined my soul and made me lose all empathy for the human race because all I’m thinking is “yeah, yeah, another sob story, let’s move on.”, ME: Do I like Hot Victoria? Last week we were treated to what might be the best thing I’ve ever seen on my television screen: #ChampagneGate2020. Another week, another midpoint rose ceremony, another episode that ends with a blonde woman sobbing — greetings, and welcome to another recap of The Bachelor… She’s like “finally someone has a more tragic past than getting dumped on live television!”. I mean, I know football and dodgeball are different, but also…are they? Did you know we have a podcast dedicated just to The Bachelor? On “Chicks in the Office,” Ria and Fran discuss the biggest stories in pop culture. Los Angeles Times journalist Amy Kaufman is a proud member of Bachelor Nation and has a long history with the franchise--ABC even banned her from attending show events after her coverage of the program got a little too real for its liking. Jun 15, 2018. Betches Brides is a podcast, hosted by Jordana Abraham and Nicole Pellegrino, that explores all facets of the complex interpersonal struggles rooted in the wedding planning process. There’s something about the way his fingers, like, flutter around a girl’s face before he moves in to kiss her that makes me want to fling myself into oncoming traffic, ya know? , or the guy whose name Becca can barely recall. It’s my face. (Formerly Betch Slapped) – Listen to @Betches instantly on your tablet, phone or … In a shocking turn of events, Clay decides that he wants to leave the show because he needs an operation and that’s his story and he’s sticking to it. Share. It’s the most underhanded thing I’ve seen him do, and I’m p impressed. ?They're right here waiting for you! ALSO ME: Moving on to the one-on-one date. Okay, this spa robe is the least hideous thing I’ve seen Becca wear all season. *has the life story of a Lifetime movie heroine, the cheekbones of a Hadid sister, and pursued a career in medicine to help others*, I think Peter was a little surprised to learn that Hot Victoria is more than just an Instagram filter brought to life because his reaction feels a little too heavy-handed to me. She gets a crown and two minutes of Peter’s unwavering attention. *Looks to sky for guidance* Honestly, with an outfit like that I would not be surprised if a few more guys “fall” off their bunk beds before the rose ceremony later. Kelsey is the first to receive a rose this evening, and it’s great that she continues to get rewarded for her terrible behavior. Can you believe we’ve actually made it to the season finale? Welcome back to the best Bachelorette recap you’ll ever read! Becca’s like “. "What does a woman do when her life has fallen apart and her heart has been ripped out and stepped on twice in two months? Which is something I’ve said after showing up to a date half a bottle of wine deep so, like, it’s fair. Anyway, moving on to the group date. He asks her about the producer thing and you can see the moment she knows she’s f*cked. we were treated to what might be the best thing I’ve ever seen on my television screen: #ChampagneGate2020. 1. The Bachelor: After the Final Rose. SYDNEY: Oh sh*t! Kay, Chris and Jared are back this week to recap the Men Tell All special. When she’s not talking sh*t, she’s drinking $8 wine and contemplating ways to burn ABC studios down to the ground. He gets his obligatory five lines in for the episode and while it’s nice to see, it’s this lack of initiative that makes my neighbor who has only watched two episodes of. I support this. so, so funny. Betches. He’s like, “Jordan showed up in his underwear at the last rose ceremony and he’s not serious about dating Becca.”. 1. Bachelor in Paradise 7: Week 1 Recap Amy and Haley are back to recap season 7 of Bachelor in Paradise. Then it’s time for the cocktail party and probably the most dramatic rose cer… We’re at week 3 of The Bachelor, and I’m already losing my patience for Arie and his feminine hand gestures. New York, US The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast presented by social producer Kay Brown of Betches Media and former Bachelorette heartthrob and Bachelor in Paradise winner Derek Peth. Watching this girl humiliate herself on national television as she drunkenly blubbered about someone stealing her alcohol is something I felt and resonated with on a deep, almost cosmic, level. This week on The Bachelorette week 3, multiple contestants end up in the hospital, and one contestant leaves after an injury. From breaking celebrity stories to the latest in music, movies, and TV, Pop Alarm will make you feel pop cultured in five minutes or less. He’s acting like he’s such a tortured soul but the only person being truly tortured here appears to be this poor, poor musician. As soon as Peter gets one last look at Alayah and her rack he feels conflicted by his decision. How sweet. I can only assume he’s this pissed because he had a specific deal with Bumble to only mention Bumble when he has screen time and now David is ruining his early sponsorship success. When she’s not talking sh*t, she’s drinking $8 wine and contemplating ways to burn ABC studios down to the ground. And that’s about as much of a ringing endorsement as you’ll ever get from me. She steals Arie away first and starts asking him if he likes it aggressive. 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HAHA oh this is fucking priceless. We’re recapping episode three. Subscribe to The Betches Newsletter so you're not the only one in the group chat who doesn't know WTF is going on when we talk about celebs, reality TV, & more. DAVID WAS INJURED FROM FALLING OUT OF HIS BED. And by “chill brunch” I mean she grills the ever-loving shit out of Tia. She’s so upset that someone would accuse her of being fake that she decides to go on camera with her glasses. #NeverForget. From their awkward middle school years to founding Betches and beyond, get to know the women who've been making us laugh since 2011. Is this because Victoria is from Virginia? Nah. Speaking of which, Clay returns from the hospital and is treating his sprained wrist like it’s a goddamn Purple Heart. When the powerful … Loving Lately & Week 2 Bachelor Recap Read … I’m sorry is this supposed to be news to anyone here?? So Annaliese hates dogs. ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap: Becca Kufrin Joins the Beach 1 week ago See All SPOILER ALERT: Do not read if you have not yet watched the March 8 episode of “ The Bachelor .” Attached to me is professionality. Do better, Chris. Hi, I’m Jared Freid. Chris Harrison shows up at Becca’s door and breaks the news about David. This week’s episode starts the same way my day did when I realized I’d run out of ibuprofen and would have to spend the next 24 hours actually suffering the consequences of my hangover: in tears. This week we find out what happens after you fall in love in Week 2. Praise for If the Raindrops United: "Judah has drawn a weird and funny book in the grand '70s tradition of B. Kliban! I think this book will probably fix the world." -- Tina Fey "Some people meditate. Some people masturbate. Learn to love yourself and your body with this interactive guide from the “shame-free, fun, cheerful, and no-nonsense” (Bustle) body acceptance advocate and influencer who founded Megababe beauty. “Brilliant, hilarious, adorably ... Ugh I’m so nauseated. Alayah wins! I never knew you had it in you. I’m watching Jenna—who is clearly wasted—straddle Arie and dry hump him by the pool 3.5 seconds after pulling him aside, and all I can think is “that’s the same strategy I use at last call.” Kudos, betch. I’m truly shocked that she’s managed to delay her expiration date for this franchise by this much, but I guess that’s what the new face was for…. First the pickup truck, and now this outing to shop for cowboy boots?
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