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English Stream Tracks and Playlists from The Betchelor on your desktop or mobile device. She won’t even tell me about her parents divorce!” and it’s like, not everyone has a bunch of trauma porn for you to emotionally masturbate to. Spoiler alert: It isn't the ending most were hoping for. I’m sure you’ll be fine!”. Shall we get to the good stuff, then? My lunch break. Found insideDressing on the Side is the anti-diet book that will completely transform the way you think (and speak!) about food and health -- and help you lose weight for good. Smart thinking, Peter. Found insideOnce again, Dorfman âdoesnât hold backâ (HuffPost) as she recounts her romantic mishaps, city adventures, and, of course, insider Bachelor experiences. Single State of Mind is Sex and the City for the reality TV generation. This is not Paradise, youâre here to find love. under EXTREME duress. "The Rittenhouse Hotel just completed a redesign of all 118 rooms and suites. I guess nothing turns a girl on like sticky floors and the smell of puberty, amiright Blake? In case you were wondering where I stand on this whole Tammy vs. Kelsey controversy: I stand with any and all public criers. . Follow along with our live spoilers and recap of The Bachelor season 24, episode 4, as Peter Weber and his bachelorettes leave Los Angeles behind for Cleveland. The Bachelorette Tweet Recap 07/05/2021 July 5, 2021; A Letter From Our Founders June 30, 2021; The Bachelorette Tweet Recap 06/28/2021 June 28, 2021; The Bachelorette Tweet Recap 06/21/2021 June 21, 2021 The Bachelorette week 5 sneak peek: Determining which Luke will survive. That mustache makes me think heâs not really a doctor, so did he rip it off the producer who did his COVID test or steal it from his nieceâs doctor kit before he left home? Sounds delightful. Becca, you lucky b*tch! The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast presented by social producer Kay Brown of Betches Media and former Bachelorette heartthrob and Bachelor in Paradise winner Derek Peth. Images: Giphy (6); @bacheloretteabc /Instagram (1); ABC (1); Ryanne wants you to know that her name is pronounced “Ryan” and that this is her childhood trauma. I’m referring to it as a talent show because I genuinely do not know who this Betty person is and there does not appear to be one single adult in this crowd other than Becca and Blake. Some of you have been with me a very long time and you appreciate that I’ve been writing a Bachelor recap since Bekah M. was just a twinkle in her daddy’s eye. LOL. Found insideNOW a NETFLIX series entitled Special from Executive Producer JIM PARSONS starring RYAN O‘CONNELL as himself. Tayshia then tells the men that she knows the love of her life is in the room, and instead of having a rose ceremony she would like to âcontinue all their journeys.âÂ. — Betches (@betchesluvthis) March 2, 2020. Hello everyone! They go outside for fireworks which, on the scale of. It’s okay to disagree, I still love you, Ry! Next, they talk about the quasi-group therapy date led by Nick Viall, where Katie opens up about a past experience and ⦠Okay, is he going to apologize to everyone individually?? The Betchelor. Next they discuss Peteâs poor showing in the opening rose ceremony and why he just canât stop apologizing. The footage from the bonfire these women threw to roast. All the times he cried and and the screamed in the night. We have but one mind when it comes to. Danielle and apple with renowned horticulturist gina thornsbury in years I may be in London, but I was never going to let Clare bring us all the crazies without a Bachelorette Season 16 recap. Tia will allow you just in paradise recap: spoiler tag and. And that’s all I have for you betches! @Betches Jordana and Sami are back this week to talk all about the Real Housewives of New York and Beverly Hills. U Up? I think he stole that line from the first draft of, Tayshia decides to give her first impression rose to Spencer. If it’s wrong to cry for four hours a day, then I don’t want to be right. This weekly podcast fol. Like they could pull off the twin twist better than Spencer Hastings did doubling as herself in the. This was your one shot at finally modeling for more than just the. KELSEY: If it’s wrong to cry for four hours a day, then I don’t want to be right. First of all, I am ALARMED by the way he just ran out of those trees. This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do – because honestly, why … Though Monday’s episode ended with Hannah bemoaning her lack of “clarity about which guy to pick,” now Tuesday is here, and she appears to have (almost) made a decision. “The unknown is still there,” she says, “but I know I’ll have somebody to hold my hand through it.” You know what that means: It’s Neil Lane time! ALSO TIA: Okay, Becca, this girl is not your friend. K. I didn’t know that spitting on the sanctity of marriage qualified a person to be your soulmate these days but, like, to each their own. KELSEY: That’s not true! Formerly published as “It’s Britney, Betch” she’s the resident recapper for all things ‘Bachelor.' Hello, all my cool cats and kittens! Tayshia gets the first one-on-one date and I’m shocked because I literally have no idea who this girl is. Found insideThe New York Times bestselling authors of Nice Is Just a Place in France and Whenâs Happy Hour? and creators of the online humor and advice phenomenon Betches.com and Instagram account @Betches explain the brutal truths of how to date ... They opened up a Starbucks and I ditched him. Found insideThe book explores the nature of the human aura, and the notion that aura images may not only capture a personâs essence in that moment, but reveal characteristics of their overall disposition. ALSO BLAKE: Blake says he has one more surprise for Becca, and I’m slightly worried this means he’s going to take her to the cafeteria and pull out his yearbook so they can over-analyze why so many people wrote “HAGS” in it. Colton drops the “L” word on Becca right before she leaves and she looks smitten. TAMMY: I guess I just like to handle my issues head on and not with alcohol. We all know you sold your soul to Mike Fleiss and weâve accepted it. They start making out amidst a mosh pit of teenagers, and I bet Blake really feels like the big man on campus now. Bachelorette Recap- Week 1. The luxe property overlooking the bustling, tree-lined square has two restaurants on site (including the lovely Lacroix, home to an exquisite tasting menu), plus the intimate Library Bar, a day spa and the best afternoon tea program in the city. Whereâs that DVD he left you, Clare Bear?! Donât miss out on anything happening in Bachelor Nation. At the night portion of the date Brendan tells Tayshia that heâs been divorced. Anyway. Expect excessive admiration for our beloved Garin, Tom’s feelings on the cleaning of cracks, discussion on who Clare’s reality tv muse may be, and we play the game . Okay, This “photoshoot” is just a thinly veiled orgy at this point. A post shared by The Bachelorette (@bacheloretteabc) on Jul 16, 2018 at 5:08pm PDT And letâs be real, we all know Carlos never really lets you drive the tractor unless youâve been extra good! When the very thoughtful anesthesiologist asks him how heâs doing, he tells him heâs hanging on by a piece of floss. We’ve ditched Clare and now we finally have a lead who’s willing to lead on 25 men for our entertainment and their humiliation. I suppose it feels like forever because all time is now measured in pre-Bachelor in Paradise shut down, and post-Bachelor in Paradise shut down.. Last we left off, creepy Eric was fucking pissed as shit at Lee, the cackling maniacal cabinet elf who pushes more buttons than a god damn astronaut. Colton tells his mom he’s a virgin and she looks just as doubtful about his virginity claims as I do. He doesn’t do the cafeteria thing, but he does lead Becca to some sort of talent show competition taking place in the gymnasium. Maskne is real, people.Â, Back at the house, Jason is a mess. âââââââ TAYSHIA ADAMS âââââââ. âBetches Co-Founders Aleen Dreksler, Jordana Abraham, and Sami Sage are taking you on the journey of how Betches came to be and inside the minds of the women who created it. Bachelorette. This was a decision Peter made based on Alayah’s kind heart, and I’m sure it had absolutely nothing to do with the size of the chest covering said heart. GARRETT: Bringing you home is a big deal because the last person I brought home was my wife. Another great week with Katie! This is maybe the most offensive thing I’ve seen all season, and I’ve seen Becca show up to a date in a bedazzled zebra print dress. Garrett’s like, “can you see yourself doing this after the show?” And it’s like, please stop pretending like you will be doing anything other than pimping laxative tea on Instagram after this show. They’re the captains now and they will decide collectively who is right for Peter, and who should be banished to Cleveland for the remainder of their days. Diggy live tweets Bachelor In Paradise and writes recaps for Betches.Yet, even though he's often very open about his Paradise opinions, he's keeping his own fate on the show a secret. Meanwhile, back at the hotel, Kelsey sits down with Tammy to hash out their issues. I don’t think Kelsey needs to defend her sobs to Peter. That mustache makes me think heâs not really a doctor, so did he rip it off the producer who did his COVID test or steal it from his nieceâs doctor kit before he left home? This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do – because honestly, why else watch the show if not for the commentary?… Okay I am done ranting now, letâs focus on the big bad bachelorette beast of Hannah. tells him that some of the girls aren’t there for the right reasons and it’s like, yeah, Peter knows. series finale? Then they discuss Hilary Duff’s plea to … There are fights tears and drama but divine in Paradise is more she just craziness being filmed on the beach. He saw how their faces lit up during every “fashion” challenge. This is no longer Pilot Pete’s season of The Bachelor, this is their season. We begin with the men continuing to be sore losers while they wait for âthe new girlâ to show up. Season 12, Episodes 3 and 4: Recap. I can’t. I’m not sure what Peter wants out of Kelley. At some point during this sad display of athletic prowess Spencer takes an elbow to the mouth. I guess she took a page out of Becca’s style handbook because she showed up to tonight’s dinner wearing a shirt with paper clips holding it together as her national TV debut. Thatâs going right into tonightâs diary entry.Â. @secretdeodorant with Essential Oils does the job! I mean, who among us hasn’t?? And thatâs all for this week. Just because you’ve explored every vagina in every Delta lounge around the world doesn’t make you cultured, Peter! And by “best” she means “contractually obligated by ABC to be there.” Obviously. Whereâs that DVD he left you, Clare Bear?! overnights June 8, 2021. Found insideA Texas boy from a Baptist home, Sean tells the story of how he went from a Division I college football player to a fan favorite on reality television, taking readers behind the scenes of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette to see the ... This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do â because honestly, why ⦠!—tonight’s episode will be THREE HOURS long. Coming back into the house, Peter looks like a man defeated. Legends Ice Cube and Kevin Hart, who just so happen to have a movie I won’t even link here because it looks so bad, walk in to help Ben nail this date. Colton takes Becca to the children’s hospital so ABC can exploit sick children for ratings. The energy from your candle is telling me you’re repressed. She tells the men to strip because they are going to be playing a fun little game of water basketball.Â. She talks about having an absentee father and her experience with bullying and how hard it was to grow up biracial in the South. The inmates are officially running the asylum. Found insideIn Feminasty -- titled after her nickname on the hit podcast "Throwing Shade" -- she has written a collection of make-you-laugh-until-you-cry essays that expose the hidden rules that make life as a woman unnecessarily hard and deconstructs ... You may notice Iâm not your regularly scheduled recapper, but Ryanne has a rich and busy personal life with things to do and people to see, and I have a full wine glass and a blank Google doc. Just as theyâre starting to chat, Chris Harrison shows up and says, âI know youâre having a great time, but I have to tell you everything is about to change.âÂ, And just like that, I bet the men who were so happy to talk about how amazing Tayshia is 10 minutes ago are now whispering to themselves âthat b*tch thinks sheâs too good for us.â, The weirdo in the turtleneck runs in to report that thereâs a âbig-ass limo looking like itâs full of men.â How does a limo look like itâs full of men? How embarrassing for Tayshia that Riley tells her he has a real job as an attorney after she just used every euphemism she could come up with to tell him that she gets paid to post about tea that makes you sh*t your pants. Whatever headway Kelsey makes with that declaration is quickly extinguished when Tammy paints a vivid picture of Kelsey’s “struggles” with the process. From their awkward middle school years to founding Betches and beyond, get to know the women who've been making us laugh since⦠The fight is put on hold for the rose ceremony, but just as Peter is about to get things started, Tammy asks if she can steal a moment of Peter’s time and then so does MyKenna, and now we’re having a full-on cocktail party in the middle of a rose ceremony. Maybe I need to go work for Betches? From interpreting dating app interactions and weird sexual encounters, to defining the relationship and everything in between - theyâre here to make sure you donât die alone. On the night portion of the group date the men sit around a giant trophy, and I feel sad for whatever low-level producer had to risk catching COVID to go to the Dollar General and pick that up for it to go immediately in the trash in 30 minutes. Stop acting like youâre not going to just lob them a softball question with absolutely no follow-up or even a quick Google search that Iâm sure would expose their lies. Posted By John Kellogg on March 5, 2019 . This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do – because honestly, why else watch the show if not for the … There are two Bachelor episodes airing this week and the first one is super-sized, which means we are in for five glorious, tearful, crazy ⦠Becca’s like “every time I’m with him I have the best time!” Yes, the best time and probably a newly developed case of IBS. It’s okay to disagree, I still love you, Ry! An alcoholic maybe? Lexi and Shiann are both sent home, and I’m shocked Tammy lived to see another day. Next week, Becca and the three human stock photos she’s dating are headed to Thailand! I think not. !â Yes, Tayshia if it wasnât beating this would be. ME: Something about Kelsey makes me think she carries wine around in her purse “just in case.” I love it. And would you look at that! Itâs only been 60 days! Found insideIn I Said Yes, Emily tells the story of her life before and after reality TV fame, describing the profound new reality she discovered when she forsook fame in favor of the Lord. Isnât it completely satisfying when one of the contestants vying for true love uses the same vernacular as we use on this website? Hello everyone! Garrett wants Becca to get a real understanding of his roots and where he comes from, so he asks her to ride on the back of his tractor, and I wish I was even a little bit making this up. The guys look like they are ready for their second mutiny in as many weeks.Â, Kenny, the boy band manager, pulls her aside to chat and tells her that he books bands at a music venue. Phillies ESPN and ABC have teamed up to create the ultimate fantasy Bachelor game and fans are getting into it. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED © 2011-2021 Betches MEDIA LLC, Cleveland! You are not an investigative journalist and this is not Spotlight. If you call “looking out” sabotaging any of her competition who happen to have bigger boobs than her then, yes, she really looking out for you. First, they discuss a recent rumor regarding Scooter Braun and Erica Jane, which leads Jordana to share a story about meeting Scooter in person. Keep living your truth, boo boo! Speaking of which, as some of you may recall. BLAKE: But don’t worry I have some really great memories from high school too! Did he just seriously ask her if she had a mental breakdown the other day?! – Shawntel. What’s next? Welcome to the homestretch, with four girls left and at most two episodes left. Every episode is just so long, even after recording it and skipping the commercials. This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do â because honestly, why ⦠#TheBachelorette, — Betches (@betchesluvthis) July 17, 2018. You don’t let the inmates run the asylum! Dancing (5 points) Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points) Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points) Will: 65 points. Bachelor Arie Recap: Season 22, Episode 1. Welcome back to the Betchesâ recap! Peter pulls Alayah aside, takes one last longing look at her cleavage, and then rescinds her rose. Or will his dad just make passive-aggressive comments about him in between making small talk with Becca? season finale recap: 'That's not what I said yes to'. She’s not going to let another champagne finasco ruin her relationship with Peter, and so her plan is to show up unannounced at his bungalow and cry into his shoulder on his day off and everything. Okay, I’m surprised I like any of Garrett’s family members, but Barbara is real AF. HERO COSMETICS: the best selling acne patch that extracts impurities and ⦠Peter did the unthinkable and kept a woman in the house whom the others don’t particularly like. Week three of “The Bachelorette” aired on Monday, June 21, 2021, and just two days later, Reality Steve came through with the biggest spoiler of … TAMMY: I heard you pop pills. You know what should be three hours long? bachelor fantasy league names 2021. 5.0 ⢠2 Ratings. Becca, blink once if you want to stay, twice if you need me to DM Chris Harrison and get you tf out of there. Some of you have been with me a very long time and you appreciate that Iâve been writing a Bachelor recap since Bekah M. was just a twinkle in her daddyâs eye. I love that Peter cannot take one single breath without one of the women jumping down his throat about something. Becca claims she needs to talk things out with her girls before the rose ceremony, because these are the people that know her best. But don’t worry I have some really great memories from high school too! A post shared by bachelor nation (@bachelorettewindmill) on Nov 10, 2020 at 6:14pm PST, Tayshia actually shows up to her group date, which is already an immediate improvement over Clareâs group dates. Browse through fantasy team names to find funny team names and cool team names. 66 Tracks. I mean, when I take a bottle of wine to the face it’s not a “problem” it’s just a Tuesday, okay!! But seriously though, a wings eating contest?? My nickname in college used to be Moaning Myrtle because my nights at the club always ended in me sobbing into pizza and ranch dressing, and I genuinely don’t see what’s wrong with that. He saw how their faces lit up during every “fashion” challenge. I think it’s mature and something that would make complete sense if they were dating in the real world. Presented by SkinnyPop Welcome back, Bachelor fans, to another week in paradise Cleveland! Even if he does, will her husband ever stop hunting her? This is not the first woman Austin Stephens has helped, but she is the only one who has him spinning in the wind. I was there with him through every tear. This is now the second group date OUT OF FIVE where the women are modeling. Usually all a man has to do is whisper an “I’m sorry” to get me wet, but watching Peter beg for forgiveness 13 different times is just making my reproductive organs want to shrivel up and die. Tayshia walks in with some fresh new highlights and the guys seem excited that sheâs the new Bachelorette. . Little Miss “No Friend To Eat Lunch With” is doing a phenomenal job of bullying Tammy into jumping off a cliff. Okay, WHAT is Colton’s mom wearing?? This week is my favorite week of every season: Hometowns. . From interpreting dating app interactions and weird sexual encounters, to defining the relationship and everything in between - they’re here to make sure you don’t die alone. My mental health is already hanging on by a piece of floss, thanks!! She’s like “I know I said I was over Colton but that’s when I thought I was the only girl he played just the tip with.”. This feels a little premature to me. So I have to give you the PG-13 version, even though ABC definitely did NOT give that you to you last night. They are SO white. thatâs my secret ð #allstrengthnosweat #secretdeopartner, A post shared by âââââââ TAYSHIA ADAMS âââââââ (@tayshia) on Jul 10, 2020 at 5:24pm PDT, Tayshia also talks to a guy that refers to himself as âthe weirdo in the turtleneckâ which makes my job easier because he just came up with his nickname for me. She has recapped the show REGULARLY for years, and so have I... And now, we aren't sure we are down anymore? Cut to the part where Becca meets his family. Damnnnn I can’t believe Becca actually cut Colton because Tia told her to!! All they say during the 2 hours is how they are ready for love and vulnerable and any trigger word that they’ve … Buffalo Chicken Bacon Ranch Potato Salad Read More » I will say, thereâs something about the milky white upper thigh of a grown man that I find very unsettling. The Bachelorette. No , not referring to a recommendation, Iâm referring to a fencing rush that everyone is could EASILY see if we watched any episode of COPS .The reality that weâve been waiting this long to view Colton jump over something thatâs shorter ⦠From choosing your bridesmaids without insulting the friend … ð Happy Fourth of July!! Second of all, there’s nothing sexy about getting a chicken bone heimliched out of your windpipe. U Up? Are you really this upset about a cocktail party or are you upset that you might get sent home just when the travel spots are getting good? It’s going to be a doozy of a recap because we have four hours of Bachelorette to cap. I… (Formerly Betch Slapped) â Listen to @Betches instantly on ⦠June 30, 2021 General News. MyKenna starts to openly weep when she realizes she’ll get to go somewhere where the locals aren’t still calling Bermuda shorts “fashion.” He’s like, “we’re going somewhere with lush jungles and gorgeous volcanos” and you can tell some of the women are worried he’s describing Yosemite or some sh*t. No ladies, he’s talking about Costa Rica!!
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